Function

Two Motherfuckers Who Just Don’t Nut

OMG is that The Function??? I heard they don’t nut!

by ICantNut October 17, 2022

functuition

1. Informal knowledge of how something works. 2. Having or pertaining to the intuition of how something functions.

Man, I don’t know how I know that I just used my functuition.

by jake_doom March 11, 2023

Functioning Virgin

A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.

A lot of guys are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to go out of their way to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. Either that or lack confidence.

by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023

Functioning Virgin

A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.

Many good-looking guys who are well-groomed and take care of themselves are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. An example would be like Gym-Bros

by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023

function check

A function check is a military euphemism for male masturbation, as if to compare the penis to a weapon.

Private Duffy, perform a function check on that M4 rifle.

Yo man, I’m so horny I’m going to go perform a “function check”. If you know what I mean.

by Humpty1963 December 8, 2022

Function Ego

When your friend is at a hype function and is getting lit with the alt girls with doc martins and trauma

That mf got function ego (kappa)

by suffer1 December 31, 2022

Funkt

A typo of the word ‘funky’.
Funkt is commonly used as a way to express something as interesting, unique or cool in the viewers eyes.
This may be used with emoticons over to really get the point across.

“Hey I drew this earlier,”
*drawing*
“WOW THATS SO FUNKT :3”

by Xander/Jayson January 16, 2023