Pocket Fruit

The shit thats at the bottom of your pocket, like the white fluff you get after washing your clothes with paper in them, loose baccy, crumbs & general life skank.

robin: (reaches into jeans) ewww, look at all this skank i just found
chloe: blud thats some serious pocket fruit

by robin & chloe ftw April 4, 2009

fruit farts

Non smelling farts brought on by the devouring of fruit.

I just ate two apples and now I have fruit farts

by lyonsmane November 21, 2013

fruit house

a womans genetalia

She kept her fruit house nice and clean so she wouldnt smell fishy when her boyfriend goes down on her

by angrycelt April 6, 2015

fruit rubber

Being a douche in a fantasy football group chat.

Daniel was being a real fruit rubber on the fantasy chat today.

by McDown September 25, 2015

fruit loop

an alternative name for a gross butt hole

get your fruit loop out of my face

by codyislit March 9, 2019

Fruit juice

When a male buys an all American pie, uses the filling as lotion for his dick. Once the filling is to thin to see gets a blow job so when he cums instead of his nasty foul cum you might taste lemon or Apple all with same great texture you love in cum.

Bon Que-Que: Oh my God Kriste did you hear about Michaels cum every female in this school swallows for him, that's foul.
Kriste: No you dumb ass Michael uses fruit juice on his dick that's why it taste so good.

by Real fuck nigga October 24, 2017

Fruit bruiser

A typically straight , alpha male type that occasionally engages in gay sex, yet afterwards , beats ups and verbally attacks gay lover to feel more manly and less homosexual.

"Jon is cool, but he's a notorious fruit bruiser ."

by Bigsh!tty June 16, 2017