Fortnite

Game that makes u lose your bitch and not give her attention, and the game is only for ppl who have no life and be posting it on their sc story put ppl really don’t fucking care

Girl: answer your damn phone nigga all you do is play Fortnite all day

by Shamrockboy May 12, 2018

Fortnite

A game that causes guys to lose their girls because they give more attention to the game than their girlfriends. Also they post their wins on snap but really no one cares about it. (Except some people)

ex: my boyfriend isn’t responding to me because he is busy playing that stupid ass game fortnite

by pettyassbitch_ May 12, 2018

Fortnite

Basically Minecraft with guns, cancer, camping scumbags, decade long updates and a late game where everyone has a rocket launcher. not recommended for dumbasses who like running straight into gunfire with knives that one shot people ( like COD) oyeah did i meantion that you can find miniguns in toliet bowls

what's the point calling it Fortnite when every fort you builds is going to get raped by rocket launchers?

by D3vilmankey May 12, 2018

Fortnite

Fortnight is played by BOYS AND GIRLS! Cause u bitches think it’s just boys that play it! And generally the GIRLS get jealous from the boys playing fortnight as they song give enough attention to them!

Boy: I’m gonna play fortnite, I’ll talk later.
Girl: ur always playing fortnite
Boy: bitch ur always playing with ur makeup

by Adam678910 May 12, 2018

Fortnite

Boy don’t wear makeup

Bitches don’t play fortnite

Get over it we Ignore you for fortnite you ignore us for makeup 🖕

B don - you coming on fortnite

Tits- build up

by Chloe fancies Connor May 13, 2018

Fortnite

A game played by only the most fierce autistic virgin warriors. If one is struck by the wrath of a fortnite warrior then you have no chance of survival so for your own sake, stay clear, these deadly fighters are the most powerful beings ever created.

Greg: ur gay
Brody warren: how dare you insult the tier 100 fortnite king and ruler of the universe!
Greg: forgive me master, I was unaware of your great power, I shall serve you as your slave until my impending death

by Anterior deltoid May 13, 2018

Fortnite

A video game only virgins and lonely dudes play.

“hey, wanna play fortnite?”
“No, I’m going to get my dick wet”

by cucklord213 May 5, 2018