Coffee Dicker

People who like to stick their dicks in other people's coffee

Bro be careful, there's a Coffee Dicker around here.

by Daddy Lucifer September 06, 2021

coffee digger

It's like a gold digger, only with coffee!

So I met someone online who seemed friendly enough to not be a creepy 45 year old man

After meeting her at a McDonalds, I decide to be a gentleman and offer to buy her a coffee, she asks to use her McCafe frequent buyers card and thought nothing of it at the time when she asked me to find a nice table in the sun outside.

Turns out, she's a coffee digger who took off while I was waiting for her outside for a good 15 minutes

by The Lorde of Onyan Rangs April 05, 2016

detroit coffee

A ghetto drink made by preparing coffee with coke-cola instead of water (served cold).

"Treyvon stayed up all night after he drank three Detroit coffees."

by Zim-Zamer March 23, 2014

toilet coffee

When you end up having to shit right when you take your first sip of coffee, and you end up drinking it on the can

That cup of toilet coffee was the best cuppa ever!!

by Sarcia26 May 09, 2019

Coffee-up

Drinking a lot of coffee to stay up late or get some energy for an activity. coffee, hot coffee, java, java juice, wake up, stay up, stay up late, Starbucks, energy drink

I gotta study for my mid-terms this weekend, so I'm gonna coffee-up.

by joecoolthefool January 09, 2016

Coffee dIVE

The best place in the world to get a cup of coffee...

Coffee Dive Non corparate coffee houses. Mom and Pop

by Joelydia November 20, 2006

[mormon] [coffee]

Basically a fancy chocolate milk that doesn't have any coffee in it. It's a wannabe coffee. Mormon's call Mormon coffee just so they don't look weird or its to embarrassing to say chocolate milk.

Guy1: Hey whatcha drinking?

Guy2: A Mormon coffee.

Guy1: A what???

Guy2: A chocolate milk....

Guy1: Ohh. Ha Ha Ha.

by Maverick51 January 14, 2009