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English Shotgun

As in smoking herbal substance; to inhale from a pipe or rolled cigarette followed shortly by an exhalation into someone else's anus.
"Did you hear what they did at the cabin? After everyone went to bed they got in the tent and did english shotguns."
by Rhinoterch September 16, 2011
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English ass fucker

(a) an English person who likes to fuck people in the ass

(b) an Englishman who likes to fuck his friends in the ass
I saw a guy on the bus today wearing a pink shirt and yapping about how is latte was too hot and thought "What an English ass fucker!"
by veritas777 November 8, 2012
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evil english teacher

the english teacher that constantly gives you homework, and one that you really think is a lesbian O.o She is also the reason you are on urban dictionary in the first place. And right now she is giving me a death stare
Person 1: What subject do you have next?
Person 2: English * -.- *
Person 1: Oh Crap, and you have that evil english teacher too
Person 2: I swear she is a lesbian
Person 1: I know, Oh well, time to look up and/or write definitions on urban dictionary.
by DramaQueen12345 October 26, 2010
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english gentleman

When someone on the receiving end of an arabian deathmask decides to quickly hog-tie the doer and grab the doer's tongue with his or her anus. Then you usually release a bit of flatulence in his or her mounth. This also has to be done with someone from Europe.
Oh man I gave that bitch such a good english gentleman, her breath smelled like ass for a month!
by Will Enzenauer December 26, 2008
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put some english on it

stylizing with great pinash. a phrase commonly used by southern californian motocross racers after accomplishing a large "whip" and/or other stylish act.
"Daaang, DVO just put some ENGLISH on it over that triple"

"Jooci-J just put some ENGLISH on it at Racetown"
by DVO388 February 20, 2009
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English Major

An English Major is a university student or any literate person who engages in close extensive reading. With their "expertise" in literature, they seem to think that they are experts of language and like to critisize other people's usage of the English language.

Can be applied to any one who judges word usage without at least a master's degree in Linguistics.
So the other day I was like totes and this total English Major was like "Totes? I see... A shorter more convenient form of the word: totally. This word is most commonly used by teenage girls.

The most obvious advantage of using this word is the time saved. Data collected at a prestigious university found that every syllable spoken takes approximately 0.14 seconds.

The same prestigious university also found that the average valley girl says the word totally around 190 times a day."

And I was like yeah umm I gotta go do an analysis in the acoustic phonetics lab. And the English Major was all like acoustic phonetta what?
by 1VicAsh1 March 30, 2011
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17th century English

What are you? 17th century English or something?
by Master and Commander107 August 27, 2006
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