by Skansnaaaaazzxhwiqk May 30, 2025

I know we've all watched the Eli movie and are scared but the Elijah boys are the sweetest boys you'll ever meet. They are the best males you'll ever know so if you lose an Elijah, you deserve to lose your life.
Girl 1: I'm into J___ again
Boy 1: 'Wtf why don't you date Elijah? He's sexy af'
Girl 1: Dude that's gay...
Boy 1: 'Wtf why don't you date Elijah? He's sexy af'
Girl 1: Dude that's gay...
by MyManIsSoHotWTF October 15, 2023

by Laconic February 3, 2022

by kalevadermetgel February 11, 2019

an amazing guy who is relatively quiet and who gets to know you and is amazing for years and then changes all of a sudden and stops caring about you ignoring you and blowing you off for no reason
by 21wolliweelyak September 25, 2023

by @24hrswithaddi April 16, 2024

That one trick pony who is a Defensive End for the Calgary Rebels, he can get lit in the locker room and he can hoop (A little). He has a nice whack Lonzo Ball form.
by GoshThatItalianFamilyIsQuiet March 8, 2019
