edgar

edgars are a fat fucking chunky bitch. they survive on their apple empanadas and dont like to sleep. edgars never fail to “dress to impress” and show up to school everyday wearing $20 clearance section adidas and gay ass ankle socks. they usually have some good taste in music but also have some complete ASS songs on their playlist. edgars are not popular at all bc everyone thinks of them as the weird short kid who does drugs and likes memes. ngl they kinda a girl magnet to all the girls who enjoy fat kids w small dicks.
edgars also love “thicc girls.” for example, they enjoy jerking off thinking about kylie jenner in their free time, and day dreaming about what its like to fuck her. in conclusion edgars are one hell of a crazy annoying bitch...periodt.

girl 1: dude whos that new kid? hes like 4’2” but still weighs 35 more pounds then me 😭
girl 2: probably just an edgar. he wont stop showing me his memes either.

by dandydicksucker420 March 31, 2020

St.edward

A little elementry school in the middle of tennessee with a lame ass principal, like father ryan wishes it was notre dame and there is only 2 frikin irish people in the school

little kindergardeners from St.Bernard beat the fith graders in basketball at st.edward...again

by meg February 4, 2005

team edward

The term used to describe people who are obsessed with twilight and favor edward cullen over jacob black. 99% of the time, team edward fans are people who read twilight when it first came out and fell in love with edward off the bat. team jacob fans are the opposite. they love jacob black despite their inability to have any solid support or reasoning for their infatuation. these people are wanna-be's who became twilight fans once the entire world already knew about it and thought they were cool and decided to be team jacob. never take someone who is team jacob seriously.

girl #1: omg i read twilight 888738 times! IM TOTALLY TEAM EDWARD!

girl #2: really? i read it 10 minutes ago....i must be team jacob!

girl #1: FAG!

by 1234 i declare a thumb war... June 25, 2009

Edward Cullen

Faggot

Hardcore kid: "He's gayer than Edward Cullen."
Fangirl: "Eek!"

by kaelynm June 1, 2009

Edward

A character from Twilight. And ,no, he wasn't bitten by Carlisle. He was first a young boy named Cedric Diggory who wandered off like a stupid boy around a graveyard and got shot by Lord Voldy. What you people didn't realize was that Michael Jackson found him and bit him. He then sent 'edward' to the little family he created(which no one knows of) and brainwashed him into thinking that Carlisle brought him back to 'life'. Cedric changed his name to Edward Cullen and then he met Bella. Cho wasn't too happy about that (and if you guys were paying attention, you would've seen Cho in the back of Bella in every scene with a knife-also the reason why 'edwards' eyes are so big all the time. So there you have it people! THE TRUE 'EDWARD' :)

Cedric: I realize I never really thanked you properly for tipping me off about those dragons.

Harry: Forget about it. I'm sure you would've done the same for me.

Cedric: Exactly. You know the Prefects' bathroom on the fifth floor?...


Edward: I promise that this will be the last time you’ll see me. I won’t come back. I won’t put you through anything like this again. You can go on with your life without any more interference from me. It will be as if I’d never existed.

by Tory K. April 30, 2009

Eduardo

A guy who at first is Nice and Sweet to everyone, Someone who will stay in a relationship for a long time but will eventually be unfaithful, Someone who has such a urge to have sex or do sexual things he ends up hurting the people he cared about and will lose touch with them but reconnet in the end but will hurt them all once again.

Eduardo-Asshole, nice, Fag, Homo, Sex addict

by John Doeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee August 18, 2011

Edward Mason

Edward Anthony Cullen's human name.

Edward Mason had Spanish Influenza which is why Carlisle changed him. Very very sexy man!

by Twichikd98 June 27, 2009