eat asshole 

What nishiniggs has for breakfast, lunch and dinner

nishiniggs-I like to lick pussy and eat asshole

eat asshole by nishiniggs May 26, 2009

eat bread 

means "fuck you"

"eat bread Dgraf, you never shut up"

eat bread by CVdizzle January 22, 2010

eat the fish 

cunnilingus

She asked him to eat the fish, and he did so, giving her an orgasm.

eat the fish by Ricky Penn December 11, 2013

Eat ass

The popular slogan for the Hot wheels

Hot wheels! eat ass!

Eat ass by Hotwheelsguy940 June 7, 2018

eat cereal 

to put a funnel in someones ass with milk and frootloops and eat the cearal out of the ass till its all gone ( works better with big funnel )

Scott Alexander Stovell eat cereal on tim kerr and tim mulan all day and night

eat cereal by hgfdh October 22, 2006

eat me sideways 

when 2 guys are having intercourse

ron, i just heard mike was eating joe sideways
mike, joe, eat me sideways

eat me sideways by billyjoewinkle January 11, 2009

eat poop

when your shit gives you a hug by sticking to the toilet seat. which means when you flush the toilet the shit just stays on the side of the toilet seat.

poop: eat poop
guy who's sitting in the toilet: oh no, fuck, there's shit stuck on the side of the toilet
poop: now you have to use bleach for me to fuck off and go down the pipe.

eat poop by I am John Doe April 22, 2019