Eskimo Snowball Toss

A game where you have 3 or more men go outside in negative degree weather with no pants on, then once the testicles are almost completely frozen you cut them off and see who can throw their balls the farthest.

Me and my buddies went up to Alaska last winter and played a game of Eskimo Snowball Toss

by ScottyBeamer August 28, 2020

The Red Hot Chocolate Eskimo

Step 1 : Piss in the snow to make hole
Step 2 : Drop a deuce in that hole

Step 3 : Pour some Frank's Red Hot on it
Step 4 : Whip your dick out
Step 5 : Go to pleasure city

Hey man, I was really lonely last night so I did the red hot chocolate Eskimo and I gotta say...it was the best orgasm of my life.

by DuffManJones February 18, 2019

eskimo

One who buys most groceries from the frozen foods section.

Grocery stores love these people, as their cooking inability keeps them coming back to the longest shelf-life, highest profit-margin area of the store.

Brandon is an Eskimo, he lives on frozen pizza, nuggets, and Hot Pockets.

by TheGoyWonder November 1, 2013

eskimo chili dog

An Eskimo chili dog is when you freeze a turd to be used later as a dildo.

She couldn't find her vibrator, but she remembered the Eskimo chili dog waiting in the freezer.

by Shitlord4747 July 22, 2016

French Eskimo Kiss

When one rubs the tip of their nose all over the face of their significant other, usually as a joke after/whilst eskimo kissing.

I was being cute and giving her an eskimo kiss, but I ruined the moment in the name of humor when I gave her a French Eskimo Kiss

by kayrunk November 29, 2012

eskimo

1) Freezing your hand by placing it in a freezer or snowbank and then beating off.

2) Getting a hand job by a bitch with cold hands.

1) Na I'm cool, I'm just gona go home and give myself a quick eskimo before assing out.

2) Oh shit bitch! This eskimo is making my dick look small! Warm those hands up first!

by Uncle Elroy March 18, 2008

eskay

vinny bosamellow is eskay and eskay is he...the legend, he is half man half amazing

Vinny = Eskay

by you automated piece of shit January 27, 2004