drunk funny

Adjective attributed to people whose jokes are funny almost exclusively to an intoxicated audience.

Tom: Last night was a blast, dude.
Matt: Mos def, I had no idea Jon was so hilarious.
Tom: That's 'cause he's not, you've only spoken to him hammered.
Matt: So you're saying he's only drunk funny?
Tom: Absofuckinlutely.

by baldobald January 2, 2012

drunk ollie

The mightiest of gods graces the world with his presence when ollie is drunk. The confidence and swagger of this man is unpresented.

that dude is being a real drunk ollie

by BlobFisssshy May 1, 2022

Cruise Drunk

The act of getting so inebriated on cruise that it may take a day or two to sober up, at which point you find out what you did on youtube.

"Tonight, we're getting cruise drunk"

by Capt. Keystone January 12, 2009

drunk youtubeing

The act of searching youtube while drunk.

Person A- "Hey dude, where did you find this video?"
Person B- "I was drunk youtubeing last night and posted this video to everyones facebook wall! haha."

by jrarndt17 January 3, 2011

Potato Drunk

When a person is so drunk they become unresponsive to any and all stimuli

A: See that girl over there at the bar? She just necked four quad vods

B: Is she asleep? Or dead?

A: Nah, she's just potato drunk

by Potato1 December 28, 2013

Second Drunk

When you've been day drinking, take a short break and then start drinking again on into the night.

You: dude, I'm glad I sobered up, I'm starting on my second drunk of the day.

by HoneyDH October 22, 2015

pseudo drunk

When someone has the behavior of being drunk without them actually consuming alcohol.

Stewie Griffon was acting pseudo drunk when he drank apple juice and thought it was wine.

by hdeedee2 December 8, 2011