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female douchebag

A female that is indeed such a horrible, stupid, and disrespectful person that they can be compared as something only used to clean a disgusting and smell vagina. Yuck!

*A douchebag really can be male or female and people that think only males can be douchebags, are douchebags. If you are a female douchebag, the examples relate to you.
If at least two of these relate to you, congratulations, you are a female douchebag.
*(If you didn't get that that was sarcasm, you're a female douchebag.)
*Wearing fake nails, having a bellybutton piercing, fake tanning, etc. (Jersey Shore crew.)
*Watching jersey shore because it's cool
*Not knowing and/or caring about the difference between its, it's, their, there, they're, your, you're, etc.

*One who dumps their friends for a boyfriend/girlfriend (if lesbo or bisexual)
*sluts
*One who doesn't trust themselves and is desperate, an attention seeker, and makes everyone else's life miserable
*A wanna be
*One who smells TERRIBLE! One who either uses douche or who doesn't wash their vagina and lets it crust and reek (when around people)
*Fuckers, cheaters, etc.
*you guys get the point.
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Consti-douchebag 

An individual who routinely confuses the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence when arguing about political matters.
Fred: America is totally a Christian nation! I mean, the Constitution talks about our "Creator", after all!

Jack: You're thinking of the Declaration of Independence, you Consti-douchebag.
Consti-douchebag by Peejkayne October 10, 2011

Executive douchebag 

A self-absorbed narcissistic individual in the upper echelons of management of major corporations with a grand sense of entitlement with little or no use for subordinates unless they can further his/her career or bonus. These people love to hear themselves talk and lack listening skills. They surround themselves with sycophants that can be characterized as executive douchebag wannabe's.
The CEO proved he was an executive douchebag by always finding a business reason to submit an expense report for fine dining or taking a flight.
Executive douchebag by Mr Zabava August 26, 2014

Chić Douchébag 

Equal parts sophisticated gentleman and douchebaggery; usually expressed in style of clothing and/or mannerisms.

The clothing style often features gentleman's casual wear with the addition of a beanie or a five panel worn backwards.

The behavior is generally characterized by someone who is exceptionally polite to strangers but often speaks with vulgarity, often resulting in verbal abuse, towards friends or people the individual has become comfortable around.

Ex: Individual sees lazy coworker doing nothing. Yells across the workplace to him "Get to work you skin-tag-ass nigga!". Then proceeds to politely help a customer ending with "Have a wonderful day."
Friend: "Hey man, what are you wearing? It looks tight af."
Individual: "It's called chić douchébag nigga! GET WITH IT!"

CEO of Douchebag Inc. 

What you say when someone whines about their job.
Will: Not only did Jack boost my stapler again, but he used all the staples too!

Jack: Awww, had a hard time being CEO of Douchebag Inc. again?
CEO of Douchebag Inc. by Velenka October 21, 2010

Maniac crackpot douchebag

Someone who has no credibility on any subject anywhere.
Most politicians are maniac crackpot douchebags.
Maniac crackpot douchebag by oldhoss December 25, 2020

Warrant Walk-In douchebag 

Like Schrödinger’s Douchebag, except they know they’re a douchebag, and they’re loud and proud.
“I’d kill a group of gay people because they are so gay”
“Dude, what the hell
“I know what I said”
“You’re a warrant walk-in douchebag