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Dragon Dookie

A fantastical synonym for Bullshit, Horseshit, etc. Used to describe an undesirable situation or outcome.
Dungeon Master: Roll for initiative.
Paladin: *Rolls*
Dungeon Master: Nat 1.
Paladin: That's dragon dookie!
by MadMark255 December 13, 2024
mugGet the Dragon Dookiemug.

Spooky Dookie

A seasonal prank or practical joke performed on Halloween night in which one stealthily takes a shit in an unsuspecting person’s jackolantern. This can be performed at any time on October 31st and carry’s the most risk during trick or treating hours. With the use of front porch cameras gaining popularity it is recommended that this be done in costume to maintain anonymity.
Dang it Bernadine it’s another dat gum spooky dookie, just can’t have a nice jackolantern with that Johnson boy running around. I’ll catch him in the act one of these years.
by Jimmy frank April 10, 2022
mugGet the Spooky Dookiemug.

Dookie Baby

*looking up from newpsaper*
Man A: wow that a real dookie baby.
by dookiemikey August 18, 2017
mugGet the Dookie Babymug.

Dookie day

April 11 is For Dookie day! Dookie day is where you get your dookie and eat it so you have Dookie Breaf
Today is Dookie Day.. Pick up your Poop and eat it!
by Addisynn Bailey May 24, 2018
mugGet the Dookie daymug.

dooky cooch

as heard in the song My Bubble Gum by Rasheeda "The type of girl you wanna chew all of my bubble gum (yep)the type of gurl you wanna chew all of my bubble gum. I'm the type of girl ya wanna take to ya mama house, t-t-t-take to ya mama house."
thats the type of girl you wanna chew all of her dooky cooch bubble gum or take to ya mamma house
by M$ R@$H33D@ April 25, 2010
mugGet the dooky coochmug.

Hookie Dookie

To skip any previous engagements for a good poop.
"Buhler"
"Buhler"
"I think he's playing hookie dookie again"
by Emerson44 July 15, 2018
mugGet the Hookie Dookiemug.

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