Homeless Scuba Diver

The act of sex where a bearded male gives oral sex to his partner underwater. Also called a wet santa.

Frank and Joe must be very good buddies because when they go camping Frank gives Joe a homeless scuba diver.

by Dr. Knowitall MD August 19, 2011

Cockpit Dingle Diver

When a womans vag is so loose you physically fall into her void

"Are you sure youre a virgin Virginia Mae?"
"Why yes I am Gregory"
(Spreads legs, inserts tip but falls into the void)
"Why....HOT DAMN woman! You tryna kill me? Got damn Cockpit Dingle Diver in your crotch magnet"

by z4120 March 19, 2017

The Green Diver

A sexual act in which the male engages in oral sex after careful consideration as to whether the pussy he is about to eat fits into his macros. Once engaged in said cunnilingus, the male closes his eyes and pictures the female the way she looks on her Instagram account.

Man I just got back from my trip to Arizona, gave a few girls the Green Diver

by Master Seacock April 8, 2019

Kitchens By Deviram

Agra's most famous Chaat & Snacks corner, now satisfying all your craving in Hyderabad

Bro, did you try the famous bedai + jalebi from kitchens by deviram ? It's heavenly!

by Siddie98 August 1, 2021

Suicide Sky Diver

The women lays naked with her legs in the air. The man then comes running down the hall way shouting “I will sacrifice my life for this” and jumps like a flying squirrel to achieve instant climax. There is a 1/25 perfect chance it works and a 1/35 chance you experience death.

I brought that girl home from tumbles and she let me hit the Suicide Sky Diver.

by BC694 February 24, 2025

Squ'ith-Divers

Bot-Divers but better

Omg! It's the Squ'ith-Divers! We're saved!

by Direwolf July 27, 2025

Bergami Dumpster Diver

The act of letting your friends gangbang a girl anally, shoot loads, and pissing inside of her. Then, you proceed to go tongue-first straight into the chocolate starfish, while she poops in your mouth.

Dude, are you good? You've been throwing up all morning.

Yeah, man, I was a crazy Bergami Dumpster Diver last night. My tongue got so much semen and shit, pretty sure she must've had tacos.

by Hepatitis C Lover September 4, 2025