peekaboo dad

Dad with no parental responsibilities. Shows up only when he wants to and bears gifts to make up for not being there, in other word trying to buy his kids love

I wonder when Joshua's peekaboo dad will show up

by Angry momma March 28, 2015

Panda dad

Opposite of a tiger mom - a dad who wants to just spend time with his kids playing around and having fun - usually of Asian descent

Check out that panda dad, he's playing with his kids in the sandbox!

by Polygookie May 23, 2014

isaiahs dad

A man who disappeared and smoked weed 24/7 and is a bonk ass nigge

Isaiahs dad is invisible like john cena

by Isaiah100 March 14, 2018

soccer dad

a soccer dad is someone who is just like a soccer mom , takes their kids to soccer practice and games. They also do the following: makes sure they have all there stuff, gives them a water bottle, etc

the word soccer dad is defined as a dad who is just like a soccer mom but a dad

by Liz mayville November 4, 2020

Dad joke

Jokes told by a lot of dads that may may been funny years or decades ago but have grown "tired" over time. Examples include "Caddy Shack" or "Borat" bits. Dads typically have a static repertoire of these jokes they have been perfecting for years.

Any time someone mentions New York Italians the Dad Joke in response may be "fuhgeddaboudit."

by DougWare May 5, 2018

Hard Dad

A term used to describe a parent (of a teenager) who doesn’t tolerate any disobedience.

(They have the Power to literally crush bones by squeezing your limbs)

If they gain knowledge of you doing something you shouldn't, expect a nasty call or answer one message, or even a threatening note when you get home.

Sometimes they may even come and collect you, and you will suffer a silent ride home.

Lads especially need to be on the look out, when they are with the Hard Dad’s daughters.

-This could result in serious pain and/or humiliation-

(your at this chicks house party)
Holy shit, Hard Dads back and hes gonna kill us all

by BlGBUCK July 31, 2009

Brother-dad

A rare occurrence wherein a son sires his own sibling of a close age.

"Hey man, you know when we were growing up and you wanted to know who your dad is? Well I fucked mom. Yeah, I'm your brother-dad."

by Stabyourself September 25, 2011