Double Doink

When you attempt a game winning field goal but miss by hitting both the cross bar and the upright.

Yo did you see the bears lose. The field goal attempt at the end was a fucking double doink

by Somerando January 6, 2019

Double Down

After a hard session of pumping iron, you come home and ejaculate into a cup. You then combine protein powder with the semen in the cup to create an extra potent protein shake. This process has the added benefits of raising ones testosterone levels (by climaxing), and making you feel as though you are saving the world through recycling.

"After doing chest and tri today I only had one scoop of 24g protein powder, so I decided to double down to boost my recovery."

"Dude... that's really gay..."

"Nah bro, these dancing pecs get me so much pussy at the bar."

by F. Scott Fitznegro September 22, 2010

double douce

A 22 Caliber Revolver

Yo son! dont fuck wit me loc, or ill shub a double douce up ur ass

by Makina April 23, 2006

Double Dip

When someone takes food out of a bag or dips finger in a sauce, they lick their finger and put it back in for more..

hence the double dip

Emily: Can I have a crisp?
Amy: Yeah sure!
Emily: Thanks! *Takes crisp, licks salt off finger*
Emily: Can I have another one?
Amy: Go for it!
Emily: *Puts finger with all spit on it back into the packet*
Amy: Ew! You just double dipped me!

by RossGeller'sWife October 26, 2012

Double dipped

The act of shoving a person back in the womb to then be born again. Meaning the person is dumb, retarted or a Brad.

"Hey dude, why is Brad rolling around on the ground like a spastic?"

"Who knows dude, he's clearly been double dipped"

"Maybe even tripple dipped"

"Don't be ridiculous No one would get triple dipped"

by Bigstick_69__ September 7, 2016

One Man Double Dicking

A slang term for a sex position. Similar to Double Dicking, a one man double dicking is where a man (or Shemale) uses his own penis as well as a strap on to perform double dicking.

My pal nathan was busy that night, so i pulled out the old strap on and gave her a one man double dicking

by boderickp December 13, 2008

Double Dutchman

Where a man Grabs his own penis and another man grabs his own penis. Then they both grab the upper of the other guys arm near the bicep and move the arms up and down as so they are jacking off. This is not gay or in any sence homo. (you dont grab your own arm.)

Bro 1 :Hey bro do you know any hot chicks to come over?
Bro 2: no.
Bro 1: Well lets just do the Double Dutchman

by Ne_vervoort1 January 8, 2009