the dog's philosophy

A way of seeing life that wryly asserts: If you can't eat it or fuck it, then piss on it.

The dog's philosophy has inspired in many what appears to be an affinity for canine behavior.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2017

walter the dog

walter the iconic dog of all and reins superior
do not mess with this absolute unit

did you hear when walter the dog said hello MIKE

by michealrosen April 16, 2020

Gammy dog

Aussie slang for a sly cheeky fucker

Peter "I shagged Bonnie last night, in the arse and then in the gob"
Brett "you gammy dog"

by Slovene machine August 21, 2016

Dog digger

Similar to a gold digger,

A dog digger is someone who goes out with you for your dog(s).

Guy 1: What happen between you and Felecia?
Guy 2: I loved her, she only loved my dogs, so I said “bye Felecia” and set that dog digger back to her dog house.

by DeathToTheBourgeoisie239 May 28, 2018

SGO Dog

Particular members of the BTHS Student Government Organization (SGO) who are extremely loyal to the Tech administration to a fault and would die on a hill defending them regardless of the wrongdoings and mistakes they make.

Joshua: Andrew and Anthony are total SGO dogs!
David: Why do they keep defending bullshit??

by Engineer's Eye December 13, 2020

Dippy Dog

The action of having sexual intercourse while having their original persons ashes on your genitals.
The ashes get onto the genitals in an action of spitting on the penis and then dipping it into them.

Heath shut up before I DIPPY DOG your nan you cunt.

by Pepti November 10, 2021

dog law

When a dog falls asleep on ones lap, one is not allowed to move or disturb said sleeping dog.

I can’t make breakfast because Fido is asleep on my lap; I cannot break dog law.

by DogLawAbider February 10, 2018