when you go up to a child in the middle of the street and scant them and bend them over and shove a carrot up there rectum
by Dean Clark 91 December 8, 2024

by thatsballing June 23, 2015

Dean Koontz is a pioneer of fictional descriptive novels. He owns many golden retrievers.
Alternative definition: Splonald Squanson
Alternative definition: Splonald Squanson
Me to my friend: "You're a Dean Koontz."
My friend: "Why thank you, sir."
Me: "You're not welcome."
My friend: "DEAAAANN!"
Me: "Creamy :)"
My friend: "Why thank you, sir."
Me: "You're not welcome."
My friend: "DEAAAANN!"
Me: "Creamy :)"
by Hank Boontz May 4, 2021

When something is fucked by a tiny grey cock attached to a lanky twat that knows fuck all about everything
by Bellends inc June 5, 2025

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by 92580546 June 27, 2016

He is the prettiest, The hottest and the best person you could ever imagine. He is not like a brother, boyfriend or so, he is like your whole familly in one person. If you dont habe Dean in your life, i don't know what you are waiting, but get yourself a Dean. He will never let you down andhe will alway make you smile even in toughest day.
Hannah: OMG did you see that guy there, he have blonde hair and stunning blue eyes like shy and ocean mixed together.... and his smile... OMG so pretty!
Emily: OMG yes! Thats Dean and he is the hottest guy known we gotta get ourselfs a Dean aswell!
Hannah: Yes! Lets go!
Emily: OMG yes! Thats Dean and he is the hottest guy known we gotta get ourselfs a Dean aswell!
Hannah: Yes! Lets go!
by AboutDean September 14, 2021
