d-granite

Extremely hard but at the same time most unstable and volatile element in the universe. Decays instantaneously to water upon contact with anything else whatsoever. Thus far detected only once in the vacuum of an ego-centrifuge, where it probably was created by the extreme condensation of an ego with utmost unnecessary self-esteem surplus.

Don't burst into tears, you little piece of d-granite!

by Dr. No 2000 January 13, 2011

Pushing D

When a boy named Michael pushes his erect cock into a boy named Dan and Pete’s plump ass.

Mike said he’s Pushing D tonight before he gets on Fortnite

by Choched Mongoose January 21, 2022

What It D

When your really southern drunk helpless teacher tries to say “what is this.

Student: I can't figure out this worksheet. Is this answer right?

Teacher: What it D?

by Cloudy Skyze February 14, 2019

Wyatt D.

A person that wants to have sex 24/7 he likes a lot of people but is really nice on the inside. You can trust a Wyatt D.

look it is Wyatt D.

by ...SOMEONE_A May 20, 2020

2016'd

When it went fine last time, but now it's just a bunch of shit after shit, constantly fucking you.

Person 1: What happened with Jazmine?
Person 2: I got 2016'd after the first date.

by Bamboozling November 14, 2016

love/d

This word means that someone loved and still loves an object, animal, person, idea, or anything worthy of love.

I love/d this movie so much that I just rented it for the hundreth time in ten years!

by roxythekiller February 7, 2010

D sniff

That moment when a derogatory smell of rotten eggs fills your nostrils. Mostly when you sit for a long time and you haven't taken care of yourself downstairs. Then do the D sniff to identify the smell.

Dude: i`m smelling a weird scent!
*does the D sniff*
Dude: Damn, I should visit a shower soon..

by Kefir420 March 31, 2022