Cursed duck

Iwant to fuck a
cheeseburger. Just
having that cheesy
goodness melt all
around my cock would
make me feel at ease
with the world again,
Being able to cum
inside a dead cow
makes me feel so alive.
I have been banned
from 231 McDonald's
for public
masturbation.
Whenever I see an ad
for McDonald's I get so
fucking horny. God I
want to fuck a
cheeseburger.

Cursed ducky

by Cursed ducky September 9, 2022

playingo curse

The playingo curse is a vile affliction that curses individuals with a combination of faggotry, autism, bitchiness, fucking stupidity, and incel tendencies. Those under the 'playingo curse' are doomed to a life of wretchedness, ignorance, and eternal damnation, forever shunned by society for their repulsive nature

Stay away from that guy, he's got the playingo curse

by Yuhkil February 28, 2024

Curses Multiply

All humans are cursed.
All curses multiply.
All curses stack.
Therefore, all curses multiply and stack for all humans.

Curses multiply for all humans. This is based on how often humans attempt to break the Law in whole, or in part — autonomously or in affiliation with the race, national or ethnic origin, colour, religion, age, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, marital status, family status, genetic characteristics, disability or themselves or of others.

All deaths are final.

Bye, fuckers.

by TheOnlyGian June 22, 2023

curse cell cancellation

when you curse during sexual activity which suppresses you’re ejaculation

The curse cell cancellation is not what Adam and Eve did to be married.

by Coop Dupe December 14, 2019

The Harry Curse

Whenever Harold Lewis opens his mouth, doom befalls Sidemen FC.

Harry: Nah boys we got this we in the lead
Simon: we're fucked "The Harry Curse" is gonna happen

by snoxmy July 26, 2021

Deep-poop-dick Curse

When the D is so big that he goes so deep past the second hole and unlocks the shit in the bottom victim’s sigmoid colon—provided that the receptive partner forgot to do a thorough cleansing. Doesn’t happen all the time, but it happens often for this hung master.

Damn dude i know god blessed me with such a massive and thick penis, and I’m grateful. But goddamn I’ll be damned if this ain’t from the devil cuz I got the Deep-poop-dick Curse.

by Lazyeye Gibbins December 4, 2021

commissioner’s curse

When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.

Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse.

by No Bell, No Problem.... December 3, 2018