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Online Crush

A crush is someone who you really love. You get butterflies in your stomach when you talk to them. They’re intoxicating to talk to and you feel like you’re higher than the clouds. When they say they love you it makes you blush in real life but also hurts a bit since you don’t know if they mean it as a friend or romantically. You may want to crumple your feelings up and squash them down but you know that’s impossible because they’re just too intoxicating. You love them with all your heart and even tell your other friends. Though the friends that don’t know them since that’d be awkward.
“I have an online crush,” I said.
“Really? What’s your online crush’s name?” My friend asked.
by Serenade March 16, 2020
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coochie crush

From a male's perspective:
1) A female that has the looks of a rate from 6-10, 10 being hottessness
2)A JUSTAFUCK
3) Female with a hot pussy with a hot face
"baby, you just a coochie crush"
"Sia has a bad case of the coochie crush"
"you aint nothin but a coochie crush"
by onthatSCIV March 19, 2009
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strawberry crush

The type of crush that is established over a substantial amount of time, when your crush is THE person you like at that moment; the one you always list in a game of MASH or confess your like to in a game of truth or dare.
Sarah must have a strawberry crush on Tom Bradley because I saw that she made his picture the screensaver on her laptop.
by sbhasacrush June 19, 2010
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teen crush

the feeling you get when your in high school and notice the opposite sex. You get butterflies in you stomach and feel that you two should belong together.
I have a teen crush on Billy from my English class :
by Amanda Pereira December 22, 2007
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Porn Crush

Simply, a crush on a porn star. Just like having a crush on Brad Pitt, one can have a Porn Crush on any porn star, from Amateur to Professional, from Brent Corrigan to Jenna Jameson.
(The Porn Crush is generally considered non-creepy. Porn Star Obsession is a different thing completely.)
"Man, I've got such a Porn Crush on Jenna Jameson - I have all of her stuff!"

"I would date Chase McKenzie, I have a total Porn Crush on him."
by isthiscanon April 9, 2009
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pedo-crushing

to have a crush on a younger person, or a person that might not be that young, but looks young. Can be used in any verb tense, for pedo-crushing has been happening for centuries, is happening at this very moment, and will live through to eternity.
I was totally pedo-crushing on my friend's picture from High School
by Cradle-robber March 19, 2010
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stage crush

Stage Crush - Noun.

When seeing a theatre show, you cultivate a sense of adoration and attraction to a particular member of the cast, and can't stop thinking about them the entire time.

Stage crushes are usually dealt with once you see them offstage being mean to their friends and ignoring people they don't like, all the while making bad sexual puns.
I was watching the boy who played Roger all evening - his guitar playing was so sexy! I got a completely ridiculous stage crush. I just had to go meet him after the show! But then I saw him offstage covered in grease and sleazy smiles... and decided to hightail it outta there.
by Emma W. March 17, 2008
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