Crunk

When a situation gets completely out of control to the extent that you can only look back on the damage path and attempt to recreate the events in your imagination.

There was a moth in my livingroom and killing it involved lots of screaming, 2 dogs and a cat, two thrown shoes and 3 flip flops, and eventually a 3" binder... Casualties include one lightbulb and one moth. It all transpired in under 1 minute. Sometimes shit gets crunk.

by carrieologist October 8, 2011

freakin' crunk

a phrase OFTEN used my Messenger when in a state of shock, excitement, suprise, or another extreme emotional moment

"eternity...freakin' crunk that's a long time" -messenger's away message

by luker July 30, 2008

mega crunk

to be or in relation to awesome.

Morgan and I have a MEGA CRUNK time a Niger Park.
I wish my hair was as MEGA CRUNK as Morgan's.
That Mark Whalberg is MEGA CRUNK, but he's no Dane.

by the dance commander January 7, 2008

Pumped&Crunk

When the night before a concert or big event, you get "pumped and crunk",meaning you drink energy drinks,stay up,"party hard",do stuff youll regret,ect.
Simply its a "before party".

Boy1:Yo dude,are you Pumped&Crunk before the Warped Tour tommorow?

Boy2:HELLZYEAH LETS GO DRINK SOME MORE MONSTER AND ROCKSTAR!!!oh yeah and bang some unattractive chicks!

by julietoncocaine April 6, 2008

crunk-a-face

the canadian term for getting shit faced

lets get crunk-a-faced (past tense) ay!

by elblunto March 20, 2009

Pasta Crunk

What happens at a pastabilities party when you eat to much pasta.

Person 1: Yo dude pastabilities last night was so good. I got so pasta crunk this girl wanted to get with me.
Person 2: I was so pasta crunk i get hit on by a fat guy!

by Raefein February 22, 2009

Crunk

To take a crap when you're drunk

I'm going to slide upstairs and crunk in Mikey's closet

by slipshod February 12, 2013