Covid Hypertesting Disorder

One of the 45th POTUS’s many nasty little psychological diagnoses.

There’s no disputing it, the President is an entirely different animal, he is allowed, if not expected, to have a Covid Hypertesting Disorder!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 4, 2020

Covid Misconduct Disorder

A newly identified psychological disorder characterized by not complying with governmental health directives for public behavior during the COVID-19 Pandemic.

Fuck the state for telling me what to do and fuck yes, I most certainly do have a serious case of Covid Misconduct Disorder!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 22, 2020

Real Housewives of Covid

Another incarnation of the Real Housewives media machine but focusing this time on the psychological suffering, extreme claustrophobia and lack of structure that colors everything everyone in the show attempts to do.

In the last episode of the Real Housewives of COVID, the handsome but agitated patriarch was absentmindedly tying a pretty substantial noose in the background while his daughter, bored shitless and on her rhinestone-studded phone, Zoomed her teen psychotherapy group to combat Covid-induced depression.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 11, 2020

Covid-15

All the prisoners would be fine with it to get it. But when its 19, it's not small anymore. So they wouldn't want it.

"Yo, watch out for Covid-15, you might want to get it"

by Luigigamer940 May 21, 2020

COVID Par-Tay

A massive, coordinated group gathering designed to INTENTIONALLY spread the corona virus to unsuspecting attendees.

Yo! I invited Mary to the COVID Par-Tay. She's DEFNITELY COVID positive...takin' bets on who gets ta be the next POS, right!

by YAWA July 2, 2020

Covid Dutch Oven

Burping with your COVID-19 mask on and smelling your own breath. Requiring you to marinate in your burp juice.

Jim: *burps*
Chad: Yo did you taste that burp? must be a gnarly Covid Dutch oven under there.
Jim: You're damn right.

by mrchubhabub September 19, 2020

Pulling Covid G's

Chest tightness or heavy pressure sensation or a short panic attack experienced by Healthcare workers dealing with Covid patients.

Lori is finishing up with her 4th intubated Covid patient this morning and it looks like she Pulling Covid G's

by Milsekr December 20, 2020