cooter scootin

Driving around looking for women

Hey Ralph what are going on tonight? "Doing a little cooter scootin."

by goiterbomber April 11, 2014

Fat cooter

When a girl has an absolute monster set of bottom lips on her and they look like they wanna bite you and shit you might let ‘em

Damn this lady has a fat cooter

by Baklsackporn September 25, 2024

Cooter Snake

Someone who just wants pussy or dick.

A whore or a pimp aka man whore.

"Billy is such a cooter snake. He tried to fuck me on the first date."

"I'm not fucking with Jane anymore, all she wants is my dick. What a cooter snake"

by Khalani Delgado July 06, 2016

Cooter Crunch

The act of hitting a female in their genital area

“Owww why’d you cooter crunch me”
“You pissed me off”

by Pb an j April 02, 2024

cooter climbing

When your money is so deep, that you need spelunking gear.

Gear up guys, we're going cooter climbing for mother's day.

by RustyPWhole May 22, 2017

cooter maintenance

a bikini waxing, preferably a full Brazilian

Dude, where's Clarice?

She's down at the spa for cooter maintenance.

by Thunnus May 23, 2012

Neck Cooter

The flaps of skin from an persons neck which resembles the female vulva.

Donald Trump's neck cooter is looking like the Arby's Big Montana lately

by Laffocakes December 07, 2020