cooteru

a recent model Subaru Outback which was purchased by either:
a. wealthy parents who don't want to spoil their child
with a luxury car, or
b. lesbians
Often cooteru's come equipped with luxurious amenities, including heated leather seats and popout cupholders, however this is never enough to offset the disappointment of owning a subaru outback.

Butch: "Hey guys! Come look at my new car!"
Tanner: "What did you get, a Lexus?"
Butch: "No I got a Subaru Outback!"
Tanner: "What, you got a Cooteru? Do those two lesbians dyking out in the backseat come standard?

by Dan Lamp March 9, 2008

cooter gobbler

A person who performs oral sex on a girl, in a turkey like fashion (noises etc)

The noises she made when eating out her lesbian lover qualified her as a cooter gobbler.

by Johsua Newkirk September 2, 2006

coote

something that is so adorable that it ceases to be cute.
its just coote.

1: "omg that puppy is trying to climb into a slipper!"

2: "THATS SO COOTE!"

by donttrustzombies November 24, 2010

cooter belly

The space on a woman's body, normally older, heavier women, that bulges out when they wear jeans. Typically space below the belly button to top of pubic region.

Wow! look at the cooter belly on Star Jones!

by Danny A December 31, 2005

Cooter

n. A gender-neutral term referring to one's sexually active and inflammable groinage parts. {orig. ca. 1970's, Dukes of Hazzard; also conjoined terms "cootie(s)" and "pooter".}

"After that 20 mile hike in burlap shorts, my cooter sure do sting."

"I sure do enjoy you sniffing my cooter as part of our extended foreplay ritual!"

by Grannie Annie January 1, 2009

cooter

private parts; insult

"omg i wanna get inside her cooter"

"what a cooter"

by probably a loser December 10, 2013

cooter biscuit

Mysterious lady parts. Located near the hanoose.

Hey woman, make me a sandwich or I will kick you in the cooter biscuit!

by Bryce Bessler April 23, 2007