Connan

One of the nicest and one of the sexiest lads you’ll ever meet and has a huge penis and would happily show everybody. He has the best eyes that you will ever meet.

Emma: yeah that’s connan, I’ve seen his big thing

Mollie: yeah I have too, it’s huge

by Connan May 30, 2019

Lazer Gattling Cannon

The ultimate weapon in the universe that can destroy any thing and has infinite ammo and if their was a i am legend zombie apocolypes it would be the weapon of choice

Lazer Gattling Cannon

by P-wee123 November 10, 2009

Connor

A literal tub of lard. Nobody likes him, everybody hates him. Annoying and has no sense of personal space. I mean really what the fuck even is this kid? Usually wears shorts that are 3x too short for him, or wears the traditional trench coat and fedora. Connor is related to Eugene and is a branch of the Eugene family. Beware of his backpack, for like the Eugene he has an AK in his backpack. However, unlike Eugene he may have forgotten his ammunition, or have the wrong type of ammunition. He may even have a Nerf gun instead of the real thing, being too stupid to tell the difference. When he drops the pencil, run, because that means he is about to pull out the AK, and there is always a slight chance his dad helped him get the real thing. Connor never gets any ladies, and this is why he will shoot up his school.

Guy 1: CONNOR JUST DROPPED HIS PENCIL!! EVERYONE RUN
Guy 2: Nah man Connor doesn- OH SHIT HE HAS THE AK
*Everyone gets shot*

by white_supremacy May 7, 2017

connor

connor is the most loving boy in the world. you look at his eyes and just want to be with him. most girls find it hard to tell him how they really feel. he is short funny and cute. really easy to talk to and just an overall amazing guy. he only goes for some girls some most wish to be the one.

connor hey there I love you a lot like a lot a lot

by babbbyyy. August 1, 2015

carl-connor

to prematurely pass-out or become incapicated before a night really begins. generally due to excess consumption of drugs and/or alcohol

'where's joe?'
'he's K.O'd on the couch.'
'christ, i knew he'd totally carl-connor out'

by daveogabe October 31, 2008

noob cannon

In cs (counter strike) it is the xm1014 auto shotgun(auto shotty). it has a fast reload and a fast fire rate. you can also stop reloading to fire off a round into the fave of an opponent.

OMFG! that is like your sixth kill with the noob cannon. get a real gun.

by ~|~()|\/| November 28, 2006

Baby cannon

Michelle Dugger, Octo-mom, Kate Gosslin, or anyone who feels the need to give birth to more than 5 kids.

Michelle Dugger has a rapid fire vagina the way she shoots babies out of her baby cannon.

by Tater Bug October 14, 2009