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columbus crotch rocket

A sex act involving a creme filled donut. A man sticks his erect penis into a creme filled donut. The woman then jerks the man off until ejaculation where the women will be covered in both semen and Bavarian creme.
Jeff: Audrey came home with a box of Duncan donuts. I think it's safe to say she really wanted a columbus crotch rocket.
by Herroguy May 16, 2014
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Columbian Tegu

A sexual act ,right before male ejaculation, a female proceeds to lick the male scrotum aggressively while she squeezes the shaft of the penis as if she would let go and it would run away, until it turns purple through the time of male orgasm.
Friend 1: dude, I watched a porn last night where, right before a guy nutted, the girl started licking his balls and squeezed his dick until it turned purple
Friend 2: yeah man, sounds like a Columbian tegu to me!
by Cdiff2018 January 17, 2018
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columbian mamajama

a man cums on a girl's stomach, then he smears it on his nose, and fucks the girl with his nose while the girl gives him a blow job.
Wow did you hear Frank did the Columbian Mamajama last night? That guy is disgusting.
by j-way#1 May 19, 2008
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Columbus, OH

A town populated by prom date dumpster babies. Only care about "Thee" Ohio State University... cause I mean what they hell else can they enjoy, it's Ohio?
Hey should I go to Columbus, OH this weekend?

Only if you want to see a bunch of prom date dumpster babies running around.
by FIRExNECK December 9, 2010
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Phallic Column

Most men have phallic columns.
by Rofoman May 18, 2006
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Dirty Columbine

Having anal sex with teacher by shoving the text book of the class he/she teaches. Then eating his/her apple displayed while dripping the juices on his her chest.
Oh man, i think Ms.Parker failed me on purpose so i gave her a Dirty Columbine
by TEENWOLF November 19, 2007
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Dual BA Program Between Columbia University and Sciences Po

1) Backdoor to Columbia University.

2) Program for students rejected from Ivy League Institutions, and more generally top tier universities, as admission to this dual degree is relatively high.

3) Group of privileged and self-referential rich kids hanging out between themselves and not doing much in their first two years of college.

4) Four year, direct entry program with the two first years in France at one of Sciences Po's regional campuses, and the two final years in the United States at the undergraduate college for non-traditional students of Columbia University, the School of General Studies. Upon graduation, students are awarded the Sciences Po Bachelor of Arts and the Columbia School of General Studies (GS) Bachelor of Arts.
Friend from high school: How did you get into Columbia? Congrats!
Dual BA student: I got in through the Dual BA Program Between Columbia University and Sciences Po procedure.

Friend from high school: Oh, okay. Never mind.
by WallyNY December 4, 2016
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