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santa clause batteries

1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is compeletley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.

2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".
Example 1-

Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.

Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!

Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.

Example 2-

Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.
by Quinn Marie September 23, 2008
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santa clause

A fat old man tat stalks u every day claimin tat he is only checkin if ur bad or good.
"He Knows When You're Bad Or Good" This means santa clause is a stalker ;P
by nicky0032 January 10, 2008
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Santa Claus

Santa Claus (English translation - Mad Bastard) was the nickname for an escaped felon who climbed into people's houses on Christmas Eve night and left self-detonating nail bombs inside parcels in the living rooms. These nail bombs would explode when the parcel was opened, thus exploding the face of the 5 year old kid who opened it. The bombings and killings went on for years until eventually he was tortured and killed by the Triads.
"Ho-ho-hooo-shit" - Santa Claus' last words after be shown a pair of jumper cables.
by A Triad August 23, 2010
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the packers are fags clause

A clause in the NFL rule book that prevents the Green Bay Packers from reaching the playoffs, regardless of their regular-season standing, if they lose their last five regular season games.
The pack has been eliminated from the playoffs due to the "the packers are fags clause" in part due to losing Favre to an injury.
by john markus December 28, 2007
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Grandfather clause

When a patron that isn't of legal drinking age enters an establishment before it transitions from restaurant status to bar/club status thus bypassing ID checks at the door.
Geoff: "Grant, let's all go celebrate your birthday at that new establishment and get you really drunk so your girlfriend can take full advantage of you."
Grant: "But my girlfriend isn't legal drinking age yet."
Geoff: "No worries, lets get there early and she can use the grandfather clause."
Grant: "That seems appropriate."
Kris: "People do that."
Nicole: "That makes sense."
Geoff: "I'm sure there's no science to support that."
by Kris May 22, 2011
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A Cluster Fuck

"hey bobby" said dave, did you hear what happened to eric. "Yea, not only did he get fucked by his wife, but he also lost his job. Man what a Cluster Fuck"
by David Butenko September 3, 2006
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Caust

Ow I Caust my dick!!No sex tonight
by Penis stick October 8, 2015
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