chapped

To slap your penis across another persons face in a sexual act.

I chapped my girlfriend.

by Brady June 5, 2004

clappedoutbanger

a penis that is currently dosed up and carrying S.T.D's

the doctor says i cant have sex with mildred as i have a clappedoutbanger!

by coinoperatedboy October 20, 2008

Ass Clapper

Quite simply... a person... who claps ass's... with his face...a douche bag so to speak.

"Jimmy is an ass clapper, he claps ass's, with his face""So a Douche bag?""Yeah there you go".

by Jim Beemstalk December 29, 2008

Mexican Clapper

In the act of sex, when the women takes her breasts and claps the erect johnson, once johnson has been clapped the lil yogurt spitter is then grinded in the booty,after which the "juice" is applied to the hands of the women,and *clap*

-Jesus! she made a huge mess with my clapper
-Man! did you see ground zero? huge mexican clapper scene
-she got a bit in my eye after the mexican clapper took place

by Daren Wessicks June 11, 2006

clapper

some one who likes scat

She loves scat and is a clapper

by Dean Verner April 10, 2003

crapped the bed

When one has reached his usefulness qouta in the world, or simply given up personal hygene maintainence when appearing publicly.

He is wearing sweatpants and a stained Wifebeater t-shirt to the grocery store-He has "Crapped the Bed"

by Big B November 19, 2003

H-capped

Hanicapped

I can't do my work im H-capped

by Zookie January 5, 2007