Person 1:"Hey can I see the photos from yesterday?" Person 2:"you can't see anything Christopher's forehead glare blined the lens." Person 1"should've saw that coming"
by Why di you want to know? November 23, 2021
Get the Christophermug. The non-concensual insertion of two or more fingers in someone's anus while restraining them in an arm restraint hold.
"That nightmare human, Brandon (somethimes Sean) Christopher out of Eastern Washington, got arrested for giving his old lady a surprise double knuckle deep single gancho while holding her in an arm bar."
"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."
"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."
by Electric_Taterbaby June 27, 2024
Get the Brandon Christopher Specialmug. by Kwayvizzle April 5, 2025
Get the Christopher calamitousmug. Prefering to masturbate next to somebody after you (and the other person) wake up; even though you could have sex
by Branko69 October 6, 2022
Get the Do the Christophmug. the freaking cutest human being in the whole wide world. he will love you like no other and give you all the hugs and kisses. definitely befriend any christophers you know
by b.r.i.n.a April 29, 2021
Get the Christophermug. 
Someone in the action figure community that claims they’ve been helpful to you in the past, when they’ve really just been super sketchy but were too high to notice
by Grover Thompson November 26, 2020
Get the Christopher Masseymug.