Electric bear chair

an electric chair with bears carved into it

an electric bear chair is the best way of death

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Computer Chair Swap Out

When you have another chair other than the computer chair positioned near your computer. You can use a wooden chair as a cover up by placing drinks on it. And then when nobody is home, you swap out your computer chair with the wooden chair so that you don’t get any jizz stains on the computer chair while jacking off. If you accidently jizz on the wooden chair, it doesn’t leave a stain and you can clean it very easily.

All right! Nobody is home...I’m going to pull off the computer chair swap out and masturbate to some porn.

by Dancing with Fire July 14, 2011

Slipped off my chair

When a female produces mass amounts of excited juice and in turn slips off the chair she was sitting on as a reaction to sighting an extremely hot male speciman!

'What a hot C*nt, I think I just slipped off my chair'

by Shaneo Tippy October 9, 2008

dirty wheel chair

When a you press your genetilia against anothers genetals preferably covered in a splotch of McDonald’s ketchup sauce while sat in a wheelchair and rock back and forth

my Sister is sad perhaps a dirty wheel chair could help her out

by Ovi Simmons November 30, 2020

Big ol' chair and a light on

Famous lyrics from the Steve Miller Band

Oh, oh big ol' chair and a light on
Don't carry me too far away
Oh, oh big ol' chair and a light on
'Cause it's here that I've got to stay

by Kad69 May 10, 2022

Slutty Bean Bag Chair

An obese female, who despite her weight and unattractiveness, acquires large amounts of dick through trickery and illusion.

Thad: I don't understand how so many guys have had sex with Mandy... I mean look at her!
Tom: I know man...She's a slutty bean bag chair.

by Father Longcauk May 3, 2014

Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic

A joke Stephen Colbert made on the 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner.

Some people say changing the cabinet around is like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. That's not true; this administration isn't sinking. In fact, this administration is soaring; if anything, it's like rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg.

by presleyg July 28, 2006