Chad

the ultimate douche. also he probably has airpods

“omg look at that dude with airpods. what’s his name?”
“Probably Chad. But don’t call him, he can’t hear us.”

by Who Chad really is... March 6, 2019

Chad

A chad is typically a male. it's common that a chad would have gelled hair and wear sun glasses because they think they make them look cool. Chads would be know to act tough and like they can't fight however they will never fight. Examples of chad brands are afliction tapout hurley famous etc. Chads typically only drink and don't smoke.

That chad is taking creatine.

Hey chad where'd you get that tapout shirt?

by greatslang123 May 20, 2009

Chad

Def. 1. Chad- Noun. a person, male, that thinks he is the best- at anything and everything. Their skewed self-perception fills them with a false sense of sophistication and intelligence.
Outfitted in the latest fashion trend- Often polos, striped button-up shirts, sea shell necklaces etc. a Chad may be spotted sporting a fake tan, bleached teeth and gelled hair.

Due to their common love of beer pong, shity acoustic guitar playing, possible Frat house background and generally annoying, repulsive demeanor they are often confused with a Bro.

Chads often manage to attract good-looking but self-conscious girlfriends or "Place-Holders" by talking down to them and endlessly spouting off at the mouth about their own accomplishments.

Def. 2. Chad- (The Country) Geographical name. Officially the Republic of Chad, a country in central Africa.

Def. 3. Chad- (Paper) Noun. Fragments of paper created when holes are punched in paper, cardboard etc. Similar to confetti.

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Setting- House Warming Party:

Chad #1: "Oh darn! All the Bree is gone! Well, I guess I'll play my guitar for everyone in the middle of the living room."
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Setting- The Club:

Chad #2: "Hey baby, are those Fendi glasses?"
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Setting- House Party:

Chad #3: "Who wants to play beer pong?!?"
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Setting- In the mall:

Chad #4: "Hey let's stop by Abercrombie and Fitch, then I need to go buy some hair gel."

by angelheart04 March 5, 2009

Hanging Chad

When a singular testicle escapes one's undergarments.

Man, that package readjustment left me with a major hanging chad!

by Hamil$tein October 17, 2006

Chad Kroger

Lead singer of the often-labeled 'nu-metal' band Nickelback. Considered by some to be a Hobo because he has a beard and his music derives from folk/western-often males a little narked that their girlfriend think's he is actually very sexy/has a sexy voice.

"Chad Kroger is a hobo! He had a beard!"
and
"Chad Kroger's voice is so sexy!"

by Goffboy's Dictionary of Life July 8, 2005

What a chad

Used when referring to someone who just did something awesome. They are a G, a GOAT.

You just saved my life dude, what a chad

by EllaBellaa February 28, 2023

Chad's Law of Quantum Entanglement

Any article which contains the words 'Quantum Entanglement' must also contain the words 'Spooky action at a distance'. This rule is an absolute physical constant with no variation.

Joe: Every article I read that has the words 'Quantum Entanglement' also has this retarded Einstein quote about actions.

Larry: Yeah, don't you know you ignoramus? It's Chad's Law of Quantum Entanglement. They have to do that. It's a physical constant!

by faxis2k November 22, 2010