by Helper May 25, 2005
by Chrisitan Democrat June 28, 2007
One of the thousands of Fundamental or Evangelical Christians who warship every Sunday in a converted warehouse, judging everyone, thinking they are better than everyone that isn't inside said warehouse. Most of their children are homeschooled and taught to judge those that are different... especially the liberals and homosexuals.
Oh there goes Rachel, she isn't allowed to talk to me anymore because I have two mom's and she is a warehouse Christian.
by TracyMichelle February 04, 2019
The biggest simp in the world. Does not care about his boys and spends his time in a random girls pants.
by tizel October 23, 2020
“Hey I read the Bible and now I’m a communist!”
“What? Huh I’ve never met a Christian Communist before.”
“What? Huh I’ve never met a Christian Communist before.”
by Velstadt the Royal Aegis February 19, 2022
Christian Wan is a music teacher in La Salle College. He is most famous for playing the wanlodica, his own invention, which is very similar to a melodica. He also plays the piano with tremendous effort. He has the shiniest head in the world. He also has broke the Guinness World Record for the 'Shiniest Head in the World' and has won the "Shiny heads'" trophy for 40 consecutive years, bypassing the previous winner, Sir Donald Duck of La Salle College, ie., Tong Wun Sing.
by UrbanDictNoob February 14, 2020
The type of guy every girl/ guy falls in love with. he is super kind hearted and knows how make everyone smile. He is an actor, and a model. He knows how to crack a joke and make everyone laugh. he treats his one and only like royalty. he falls in love really easily and will do whatever it to hold onto you. he is an incredible chef and the most incredible people ever. if you get yourself a christian seavey, make sure to hold onto him and never let go.
by Seaveysgf November 12, 2020