by allahu YEETbar January 16, 2018
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Eat it with a good sauce for a good time. Must be kept away from rabbits, as they may snack on them while asking people how it is going while assuming they’re doctors.
Eat it with a good sauce for a good time. Must be kept away from rabbits, as they may snack on them while asking people how it is going while assuming they’re doctors.
by Google.no January 23, 2018
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a boy, eating, lol, carrots, brocolli, and other stewed vegetables for breakfast, asks his dad:
boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?
dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.
boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?
dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.
by Sexydimma May 25, 2012
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by twirledview November 12, 2012
Get the phantom carrot mug.A type of panic positions. In which one person falls to the ground on his knees and arches his/her back and points arms horizontally as if in a suckish diving position. The top of the head should be in between arms and forehead touching the ground.
Warning: This position may lead to people kicking the person in the Carrot position. If this occurs, please contact a doctor, in case of internal bleeding.
Warning: This position may lead to people kicking the person in the Carrot position. If this occurs, please contact a doctor, in case of internal bleeding.
by StrawberryRedd September 11, 2012
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Worker: " Yeah, he has some dodgy Mexican for lunch and now he is in the bathroom whistling carrots"
Worker: " Yeah, he has some dodgy Mexican for lunch and now he is in the bathroom whistling carrots"
by Corinthio October 14, 2023
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