Carl

john's partner

John "Why are you here?" Carl "And how did you find this?" John "Hey! That was my line!" Carl "No, that was my line!"

John "No, MINE!" Carl "NO, MINE! John "GIMME THAT SCRIPT!" Carl "NO!" cartoon fight sound effects

John "Wait.. "Iwritedefinitions.webp" wrote that script for you and me, and we don't know who is supposed to say, "How did you get here?" So it's his fault!" Carl} " Yeah, you're right, let's get him!" John & Carl "GET OVER HERE!"

Iwritedefinitions.webp "uhoh."

by iwritedefinitions.webp July 18, 2022

Carl Support

Child support paid by the mom to a worthless carlroach.

Carl: "hey bitch, where's my money?"
Mom: "I paid your carl support, as always. Do you think you could get a job?"
Carl:"yea, nigga, she paid carl support!"

by SuperWordNerd July 8, 2025

Carl

World's greatest bus driver. On day's off he enjoys spending time with his loved ones and taking provocative photos of his great Italian sausage in the sun during high noon.

People would say he's a bit of a Howard, but he really does the World a body good.

word to ya moms.

Man, today I saw Carl driving the bus and his Italian sausage was piercing through the window. What a Howard

by HuWang July 4, 2025

carl

NPC

''Carl is such an NPC

by asdfgjklsdfasif February 10, 2022

Carl-Woodwarding

Fearing men with foreskins due to their awesomeness.

He's totally Carl-Woodwarding that guy.

by Qc1 September 7, 2013

carl-emil

A person who does the Slovakian Traffic Cone all the time with his mother and brother

Oh my god, this dude is such a Carl-Emil. He does all weird sorts of sexual acts all the time

by knejt123 April 26, 2017

old man carl

A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way

Shut the fuck up old man Carl

by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 5, 2022