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Vince Carter

HIGH flying hero on offence. worthless bum lazy bum on d.
vince cater is good on offence yet blows on d.
carter use to be my favorite player but then he got cocky.
by jeff mitchell August 2, 2003
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Career Girlfriend

The Career Girlfriend : The kind of girl, whom by the end of the first date is already talking about wedding plans, kids and where the new house would ideally be.

Being your girlfriend is her career and you are 'the one'. This has of course been repeated many times previously, curiously failing each time due to a fleeing boyfriend.
"Watch out dude, she's a total Career Girlfriend!"

1) "Thanks, it's been a really good day....Hey, do you have a big apartment?"
2) Talk of the "L" word by date number two
by Yngwie J. Malmsteen November 3, 2005
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carperpetuation

Act of sweeping over a piece of lint several times, picking it up, inspecting it, putting it back down, sweeping over it again and it still doesn't pick up.
Self explanitory
by Micool T January 21, 2004
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Cadder

The middle name of anyone absolutly cool and awesome. Huge vag slayer.
You: Dude who are you?

Me: Im Isaac Cadder Hill

You: Oh sh*t...
by ..[.].. May 9, 2011
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Carden

Verb - "to pull a Carden"
1. to put a co-defendant on the stand without regard to 5th Amendment rights
2. to dispose of a case without any regard for victim compensation
3. to call up a Bureau Chief and curse them out
4. also see: uncouth - crude, unrefined behavior
I wanted to bitch out Mike but instead I called a Bureau Chief with the same first name and left him a vulgar voice mail. It was a classic "Carden".

or

I pulled a real Carden when I got drunk drinking 40s at the holiday party.
by The Bar Taker April 1, 2010
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Carter

A large man with a small brain. Directly descended from the cross breading of a seal and a squirrel. Generally classified as having unforgivable features and an over-sized derriere.
Oh yuck, there's Carter.
by chiefa September 19, 2011
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carter

(1) v: To assume incompetence of those around you (2) v: To demand total control in your social interactions (3) n: A scroogy, dodgy character reminiscent of The Wizard of Oz
Honey I know how to slice the cucumbers, stop cartering me!
by Yoyomasa October 28, 2009
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