canadian idol

A spinoff of American Idol that is rigged just like the original but is made much more obvious.

Canadian Idol's telephone lines made me vote for Jenny when I voted for Ryan, again.

by Poo September 3, 2003

Canadian

An African Amercian.
A term used in place of "Nigger" when they are close by.

Just look at those canadians posted up out front smokin' Blentz
Jim is such a Canadian

by layout420 December 7, 2006

canadian rudder

The sexual act of being forced to move a girl's arm as she holds one's penis to obtain pleasure due to her inexperience or lack of ability. Also known as the inverted form of a dutch rudder.

I pulled my dick and she said 'I don't know what to do', so I had to perform a Canadian rudder.

by unluckilygettinlucky July 8, 2010

Canadian

The best damn beer this country has to offer!

I had to wash that sick American beer down with a couple Molson Canadians.

by Kev23 October 10, 2005

Canadian

A person of Canada of that is preoccupied with comparing Canada's attributes to that of the United States and quick to assert that the Canadian version of any given attribute is better than that of the United States. This Canadians do with absolutely no rationale basis. One that has a pathological inferiority complex. One that is factually devoid of North American history and also sports history (Hockey was formally established in Michigan and the United Kingdom lost a lot of territory to the United States in the war of 1812. Canada did not exist in 1812. 'Sorry'). Someone that will be polite and friendly to your face, but quite the opposite behind your back. One who is hostile and passive aggressive towards people of the United States and yet spends a lot of time in the United States vacationing and shopping. An anti-American bigot. A spineless person that is always saying sorry for their poor manners.

Hi, I'm Canadian.
I am so sorry to here that. Here is the name of a good psychologist. Perhaps they can be of help to you.

by auswayward July 1, 2014

Canadian Snorkel

the act of using a crazy straw to enable going down on a woman deeply for an extended period of time.

Dave went down on Becky for so long, he had to bust out a Canadian Snorkel. She wants to marry him now.

by Gamilon April 16, 2010

Canadian

A smart term used at work primarily to talk about blacks so your coworkers don't know that your taking about them being lazy.

Dude that lazy ass Canadian Jamarcus is sleeping again on the job. He's still listening to his jive turkey rap music in his headphones.

by Chubstroker69 August 25, 2010