Comes in all colors, shapes, and sizes. Cooter candy helps keep broke college kids from paying child support and weekend visits. Take just one tablet away and the baby will go away.
by I’m a virgin 1234 January 29, 2022
Get the Cooter candymug. A stanky bitch. She be sleeping with everybody and be giving AIDS to yo dad. Did I mention she got AIDS?
by Lord Squilliam III January 8, 2020
Get the Cootermug. by Costco Cooter June 9, 2024
Get the Costco Cootermug. by goiterbomber April 13, 2014
Get the cooter scootinmug. If you enjoy ass play but still want to bang your lady at the same time, Tooter in the cooter is the perfect mash-up. This eccentric act is complex to perform, but exciting and rewarding when done right. A large dildo is inserted into the mans ass with little to no lube (depth will vary on the amount of anal meat he wants to present) and then aggressively rips it out of his ass. This will cause anal prolaspe, or pink socking for the non-nedical types.
The man then pushes his ass meat into the pussy like it was his dick and bangs away. As an added twist he can jerk off at the same time which heightens the experience for both partners.
The man then pushes his ass meat into the pussy like it was his dick and bangs away. As an added twist he can jerk off at the same time which heightens the experience for both partners.
At the Pruden poker party Will brought up the new sex position he had tried a couple of weeks ago with the crackwhore down the street. Immediately after Bryan and Amy felt inspired to try the tooter in the cooter.
by Go Balls Deep1 December 2, 2023
Get the tooter in the cootermug. by giantballslover February 8, 2022
Get the cooter stretchingmug. by BigCoochieDestroyer November 24, 2024
Get the Boot cut cootermug.