cooter wind

Wind that comes from the cooter. Can be noisy or noiseless. Oder may indicate a visit to the clinic is needed

AJ puffed out some massive cooter wind. Ramon said he almost fainted.

by Boom-Pow July 24, 2024

Cooter Christian

A person who fundamentally changes their religious beliefs (in favor of Christianity) in order to slide in with a girl.

Damn, Justin has been going to church a lot lately.

Yeah it’s because of Jennifer. He’s a classic cooter Christian.

by KiwiLover69 September 23, 2021

super cooter

A vagina that can handle anything and any size.

Man that super cooter took that guys knee no problem!

by Supercooterpooter January 15, 2023

cooter scootin

Driving around looking for women

Hey Ralph what are going on tonight? "Doing a little cooter scootin."

by goiterbomber April 11, 2014

cooter maintenance

a bikini waxing, preferably a full Brazilian

Dude, where's Clarice?

She's down at the spa for cooter maintenance.

by Thunnus May 23, 2012

Cooter Crunch

The act of hitting a female in their genital area

“Owww why’d you cooter crunch me”
“You pissed me off”

by Pb an j April 02, 2024

cooter climbing

When your money is so deep, that you need spelunking gear.

Gear up guys, we're going cooter climbing for mother's day.

by RustyPWhole May 22, 2017