weiner coozie

Anything used to assist a penis in maintaining a constant temperature. Typically a vagina, but occasionally other orifices may be used.

Jared put his 16 ounce silver bullet into her weiner coozie, but he said it was stretchy enough to hold a six pack.

by Brandon Gorman January 24, 2007

coochmooch

when a male mooches off of another male friend for a vulnerable ex girlfriend to get some easy ass.

fuck john. that's the third phone number i've given you this week. you're being a cooch mooch.

by Judge Scott September 13, 2003

coonspiracy

A takeoff of the word conspiracy, anything underhanded done by blacks or against blacks.

Al sharpton said it was a coonspiracy that the Sanford Fl. police did not arrest George Zimmerman.

by Steve2337 July 26, 2012

Coochie Spell

The Coochie Spell is in which a woman has coochie whipped a man.

“Damn bro where’s Matthew?”
“Didn’t you hear bro, he’s under the coochie spell, we’re not gonna see him for a while”

by RILEYBAE November 7, 2019

Cooter Canoe

The external female urinary catheter used in the medical world.

This patient dribbles urine when she giggles. She has earned herself a cooter canoe.

by Nurse Kevin November 1, 2020

dollar store cookies

the cheap gift a deadbeat dad gives his kids on his rare visits and the kids think he is a hero

My ex shows up after eight months with dollar store cookies for my son's birthday and his face lights up like he bought him a new bike.

by catwoman64 June 28, 2011

murder drones is cool

you think this show is cool

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by Summer_fnafbreach April 10, 2023