Fat check

Something to say when a fat ass is around.

Logan: Fat check
Oscar: (being the fat fuck he is) shut the fuck up dude

by stupidlogan October 1, 2019

Vibe check

When some fucking scary emoji thingy with it’s big ass Oompa Loompa mouth comes with its crusty ass big ass hands to check your vibe. If you fail the vibe check, it’ll release emoji movie 2. Beware

Bro, did you get a vibe check yet? I got mine and I passed :D but his crusty ass fingernails got in my mouth ;(

by 1f1n1 December 26, 2019

bed checks

when your your parent checks your room for the goods

nate’s mom runs his bed checks to make sure he doesn’t have food in the room

by Davedcrampo November 11, 2018

safety check

The act of going to the toilet because the impending fart is untrustworthy.

Good thing I did a safety check; there was some poop in that fart.

OR

I didn't need that safety check; that fart was all air.

by Col_Fury January 16, 2014

Checking the Weather

Standing up to pass wind, then sitting down to catch a whiff.

x: Why did you stand up and then sit back down.

Y: Just checking the weather.

by mabiak2 July 2, 2016

check-in driveby

When someone checks into a location on 4square as they're driving by, rather than when they're actually at the location.

Dude, slow down a bit.I need to do a check-in driveby.

by Miss Behaved May 27, 2010

Boomer Check

Making sure someone isn't doing something that a Baby Boomer would do.

Dude, are you actually on Facebook?
No, it's Instagram fat retard
I was just doing a Boomer Check man, chill.

by REEF BOX Nation May 16, 2019