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Carl Cuddles

Highly effective remedy to the common (and less common) cold.
Available typically on the East Coast of Australia in the Sydney region.

Proven to reduce cold and flu symptoms up to 75% upon application.

Limitations, however, include effectiveness to only beautiful tiny dancers named Rebecca.
This has proven frustrating to the rest of the female population, but the said Rebecca in question doesn't seem to care.
Rebecca felt much better after her Carl Cuddles.

All the other girls wish they had Carl Cuddles, but they're just going to have to deal with it.
by CBrom85 February 27, 2021
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carl

carl is a nice male species
Ayooo Carl waddup, i love you so much full fucking homo dudeeeeeeeee
by BigNine Tit March 1, 2021
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Carl

Your average guy. A gentleman that does very Carl-like things. Often gets confused with a Gary or a Gene
That guy is such a Carl.
by Danny Suk April 4, 2021
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Cotton mouthed Carl

When a stoner won't stop complaining about having cotton mouth after smoking.
"Man shut the fuck up about your cotton mouth"

"But it's like someone shoved cotton balls in my mouth"

"Don't be such a Cotton mouthed Carl"
by Spootybeaver113 November 2, 2012
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Carl-Woodwarding

Fearing men with foreskins due to their awesomeness.
He's totally Carl-Woodwarding that guy.
by Qc1 September 7, 2013
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clean carl

The act of putting butter in a tube sock and beating someone in the face senselessly
Rick comes home with a hooker, so Nicole puts some butter in a sock and beats him in the face with it, thus performing the clean carl
by Mr. Astely August 14, 2011
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Carl Gooderham

A slack-jawed yellow belly arse-hole, loves to believe that he has any sexual attraction to anything, he rebels in his own arrogance and cellulose levels, the best way to describe this complete and utter arse-hole is to listen to a song by Gunther, ding ding dong, then re-read the paragraph and think of an image of this complete twat. P.S. looks like McLovin.
Guy 1: Wow that guy was such an arse-hole to you
Guy 2: well i guess you could say he was a carl
Guy 1: what a twat
Guy 2: Gooderham for sure!
Guy 1: Summed up, Carl Gooderham
by The handsome spanner October 27, 2011
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