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Toe-Butt Fondle

To fondle one's ass with another one's toes by surprise, this is done through a lawn chair thus catching the person off guard.
Guy 1- "Dude, he's not looking. I could so Toe-Butt fondle him."

Guy 2- "DO IT!"

*Fondles*

Victim- "Damn it! Quit Toe-Butt Fondling me!"
by RagTags December 26, 2010
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Bourbon Butt

The ungodly foul stench produced upon excrement after big night drinking bourbon.
Ben: Holy shit man, I just went to the toilet and had wicked bourbon butt. I’m gona go easy on the booze for the next few weeks.
Dane: Far out bro! You have serious problems... I have never smelled such a foul odor in my life!!!!
by Big weapon April 9, 2011
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the butt johnson

A dance that consists of putting both hands in the air, bends his knees, arches and persistantly shakes buttocks onto unsuspecting patrons.. Usually performed by the drunk one of the group.
Dude! Why did you bring Justin? Now he is going to do the butt johnson!
by fartpoopshart April 11, 2011
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Vanilla Butt

Its when you don't tan naked and you're body and butt are different skin tones.
by Xenu Mcfly May 9, 2011
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Bonus Butt

When the fatty tissue of an individual's lower back is pressed together by the waste belt of their trousers, giving the appearance of an abnormally long anal cleft, or "Bonus Butt".

The phenomenon is frequently observed when an overweight individual leans forward while wearing a short T'shirt. Bonus Butt sightings are often reported at Ikea and other discount furniture stores, where the obese can be seen plopping and rolling around on various furniture items.
"Gross. I just got an eye full of Tammy's Bonus Butt."

"Don't bother. Nothing in there but boomachs and Bonus Butts"

"That is a tasty Bonus Butt. Yum yum yum."
by Dalton_Road_House October 11, 2012
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butt river

When one has a poop so sloppy it flows like that of a river
Tom Hanks was so upset by the homemade guacamole made by Meg Ryan that he went to her master bathroom and had a butt river.
by baustin52 November 8, 2012
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butt golf

Using the force of ones butthole to thrust a golf ball out of ones anus. Usually played on a mini-golf sizes course
"I'm sore from playing butt golf the other day"
by Ryanrath October 13, 2013
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