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Jonas Brothers

3 pieces of shit that have such horrible music. 5 people are actually playing instruments, who are:

John Taylor - Lead guitar
Greg Garbowsky - Bass Guitar
Jack Lawless - Drums
Ryan Liestman - Keyboard
Buzz Killington - Manager

5 people? What the fuck?

They have an entire band that's actually playing while they prance around looking pretty on stage selling their prepubescent cocks? Just goes to show how much they enjoy receiving anal. Not only are their songs mostly done in the studio, but they can't even replicate their shit live without help! These talentless motherfuckers need to be burned and decapitated, left to decompose into oil, put into a car, compacted and shipped off into deep space to melt in the heat of the sun.
On the 8th day, God decided to make soem good music. But he made the Jonas Brothers by accident. "Crap they really make horrible music!" thought God. "But I will get rid of them slowly! First, by giving Nick diabetes!"
by Jonas Hater 4life November 6, 2009
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The Jonas Brothers

"Hey! Did you hear the Jonas Brothers' new song?"
"Oh! Don't you mean the Fags in tight pants' new song?"
by YourMothersafaggot Fosho February 22, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

Three gay brothers who make shitty music, and not even their retarded 12-year-old female and gay male fans cares about them anymore.
In 2008

Retarded 12-year-old girl #1: I'm listening to the Jonas Brothers! They're so awesome!

Retarded 12-year-old girl #2: They're so cute! I love them!

Normal Human Being: Shut the fuck up! They're faggots and they can't play music for shit!
by GoScrewYourself April 21, 2011
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The Amazing Jeckel Brothers

A pair of brothers who host a gay sex performance in Amsterdam entitled The Jeckel Brothers Gay Incest Spectacular!

Their performance culminates after one brother cums inside the other brother's asshole. Then they bend over facing away from one another and that brother squirts the cum out of his asshole directly into the other brother's anus. They pass the cum back and forth several times and finish with equal amounts of semen in their asses. For the finale, each brother puts his own legs behind his head and shoots the remaining cum into his own mouth and swallows.
I was in Amsterdam with my family and I can't read Danish very well. So I saw this sign for the Amazing Jeckel Brothers and thought it would be some trapeze act and took the wife and the kids to go see it. Needless to say my kids are scarred for life. Now I'm resigned to the fact that my daughters are going to grow up and be whores, and my son is going to marry a dominatrix.
by DownWitDaKlownz March 10, 2010
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jonas brothers

A word to describe any homosexual activity

Also a boy band happen to be called Jonas brothers and they happen to fit in the description of a Homo
they are also "life unworthy of life" Adolf Hitler
by lifenotworthalife October 17, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

WORST BAND EVER!!! They are the whole reason music sucks today. They are tight pants wearing faggots who make girls hard and us men pissed. Crappy lyrics + badly laid out guitar chords + no drummer + no bassist + tight pants + Homosexuality=One shitty ass band.
Girl: OMG I JUST LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!!
Guy: C'mon girl, you're hot but you have a bad taste in music.
Girl: Oh yeah, name ten bands better than them.
Guy: HECK I could name a million bands that are better.
Girl: Narrow it down to ten.
Guy: Ok, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Queen, Metallica, Van Halen, The Rolling Stones, AC/DC, Deep Purple, and Aerosmith.
by Rock N' Roll Critic July 15, 2010
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Butt Brother

Gay buddy that meets you on occation to "fuck" and also happens to be your best friend. (man on man only)
Hey did you know that steve, joes best friend is a "Butt Brother" and they fuck on occation. (
by scott pitts May 13, 2005
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