Shittin' a Biscuit

When a shitty cocaine dealer deals you flower instead of good white girl.

Damn! Shoes came over last night and I bought some white girl. I woke up "Shittin' a Biscuit."

by toga toga March 19, 2008

trouser biscuit

I female wearing short shorts where portions of her pubic hair occasionally become exposed.

While she was warming up, I could see her trouser biscuit.

by BazookaJoe May 28, 2008

Classical Biscuit

1) A ridiculously good goal.

2) Anything in off the bar.

3) That volley by Tony Yeboah.

"He's a fat bastard but that was a classical biscuit"

by Toby Conglomorate June 14, 2008

rump biscuit

When you try to go to the bathroom, and one hard, stinky, ball exits your rectum.

I sat on the toilet for an hour and all I made was one rump biscuit.

by Dick Motion July 5, 2008

Paralympic Biscuit

A broken biscuit. One who is special and not the same as every other biscuit in the packet.

I can't dunk this paralympic biscuit, it's just not happening.

by HelenaHypnotise November 2, 2008

throwing biscuits

To make random, dubious accusations or claims out of sheer desperation.

Did you hear what Chanel said Garrance did when she told him she was pregnant? That girl's just throwing biscuits cause she knows he ain't the daddy!

by Mookette June 16, 2013

biscuit wheels

A PERSON WHO'S GOT IT EASY
RIDING THE GRAVY TRAIN ON BISCUIT WHEELS

Riding the gravy train on biscuit wheels

by SEAN K January 31, 2014