Too Much Bike

When a mountain bike is very inefficient to pedal and it excessively tires the rider.

Santa Cruz Megatower CC for sale, only done a few rides, selling because it is too much bike for me.

by Keeping It Smooth And Flexible July 29, 2020

bike dick

When you are riding so hard your dick rubs a Against your shammy to you cum

Peter Sagan: Man I really got bike dick on stage 6 of the tour. He said to mark cavendish who did I got bike dick because of Castille

by Big nasty 69 May 25, 2018

bike

a retard that is gay

that dudes a total bike

by nerdin n twerkin October 20, 2025

bike-ist

A douchebag on a bike that thinks they own the road. Namely everyone who lives in Portland.

That bike-ist thinks they own the road.

by I_hate_bikes December 11, 2017

Bum Bike

A Bum Bike is any sort of bicycle that has been modified with a 2 stroke engine kit. These bikes are operated by a variety of people including the homeless population who has taken a liking to this quick and cheap form of transportation.
They are great for getting around town if you don't have a driver's license, the kits can be found for less than 200$. It's not uncommon to a see a bum or a junky ripping around on one with a few bags of soda cans and some stolen goods.

Hey Joe you better lock your tool shed I heard a bum bike zip by!

What's that sound !? Oh shit it's a bum bike! The junkies are out to steal catalytic converters again.

by Anton H September 26, 2025

Bike Pump

When throat fucking someone and holding them by the ears until they fart.

I was giving her a good bike pump session but forgot she ate taco bell for lunch.

by Wildbill304 July 2, 2021

bikes up guns down

Bikesupgunsdown is away of life where there’s non-Violence.

Bikes up guns down is more than a movement it’s a Life, James put that bikes up and put that gun down.

by Dwight c wells December 22, 2021