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If you overdo magic mushrooms they change your brain permanently. You get to a stage where the more magic mushrooms you take the more of a snake you become, if you look closely into the eyes of a trip casualty you will see they are somehow serpent like. As humans we are born with an override switch regarding our primitive instincts call them id if you like call it superego and ego likewise, like our inner parent and self, snakes on the other hand being primitive animals do not posses this override or even the higher centres of the brain that initiate the override, if you trip too much you will damage the override function permanently and so become snake like. Eventually you cannot control yourself or stop badgering and hurting people constantly. There's an old saying, "Snakes and Ladders." Ladders being a way of getting very high eg perceived ladders to heaven. When you're gone, you can't come back, because you're out of the blue and into the black, this loosely means when you lose your mind to trips, you won't get it back again. There's always the sun, remember your first trip and how bright it made everything look? This means the effects are permanent. You may even find you need something to give you back the inner peace you lost for good eg heroin, a lot of people will vouch for this fact. Give up before it's too late or you'll end up rotten to the core. Listen to Jugband Blues by Pink Floyd.

magic mushrooms affect a part of the primitive brain structures known as the limbic system, in particular the thalamus. the thalamus controls messages coming into the brain from the rest of the nervous system, and messages going from the brain to the rest of the nervous system. in other words, motor function (movement) and physical sensation. take to many and you'll reduce it's size and effectiveness, so you end up being unable to control your impulses eg aggression like a snake and you'll badger badger badger people and you will feel different, often unpleasant and wired, not at peace, within yourself.

by holden caulfield1 January 22, 2011

Badger

Slang word created by a late night/early morning taxi driver in reference to the female genetalia. Later used as a chant during Leeds Festival 2005 whenever an attractive female were to walk past the obscure campsite. Also used as a method of finding ones way through the sea of tents to locate the campsite at 2 in the morning.

(rather attractive woman walks past) "badger!"
(when lost and trying to locate friends back at campsite) "Badger?"

by Robj22 September 24, 2005

Badgers

snakes eat 'em and they eat mushrooms

*yummy* I eat those...

by Dark Phoenix November 13, 2003

Bedgasm

the intense feeling of orgasmic euphoria after just having had sex in your dream only to wake up mid thrust and realize you just had sex with your bed...

Definition Courtesy of Z-Pain after realizing his brother Jiggy is a lonely horndog.

"I had a bedgasm last night, it was terrible, I'm a lonely man."

by Messy22 February 23, 2009

Badgers Ball Bag

The horrid looking sack of elbow skin situated on a male badgers crotch, that houses its testicals.
Also a brilliant way to describe a fugly person

See that lass over their? She's got a face like a badgers ball bag.

by Phillip Coyne January 13, 2009

badge drama

The drama that occurs when you are trying to gain access to a secure area, your hands are full and can't find your badge

Man, you should have seen all the badge drama, when they instituted that no tailgating rule

by Dr_Jim April 23, 2009

Badge Nazi

A person who checks for a badge or other proof of allowance into an area, makeing sure not to let them pass, no matter the circumstances, until they see the above proof.

Usaly youll find these people at anime conventions, or similer, bored out of their mind

Person A: Badge?
person B: ~flips part of shirt up to show badge to Badge Nazi~
Person A: ok you can go through

by Landel December 9, 2010