Kill yourself, NOW

the person saying this is self conscious about their tiny pecker.

*guy says something dumb* "Kill yourself, NOW" in response

by PeteTheHeat1010 January 9, 2023

to make a fool of yourself

the blatantly obvious result of incompetent damage control after you have been proven wrong in an intellectual argument

if you are decent human with self dignity do not even try to make a fool of yourself; do not attempt any form of damage control in an intellectual argument after you have been proven wrong. just accept the fact that you are indeed wrong and move on with your life.

by Sexydimma March 11, 2021

YEET yourself off a bridge

When you a simpin nigga cause you missing yo ex... so you wanna die but in a cool way

You ever wanna YEET yourself off a bridge??

by Ars3n August 19, 2019

I’m going to shit yourself

A terrifying phrase of death that makes no sense but does make sense

Murderer in dream: chasing me
Me: turns dream to lucid dream
Me to Murderer: I’m going to shit yourself

by Rayaster July 8, 2021

don't flatter yourself

a very annoying catch phrase, normally said by immature freshmen, that is used to down-play the fact that the speaker of the phrase isn't as good at something as they claim they are.

It is also used to annoy the crap out of everyone around them because the speaker could not think of something more intelligent to say.

Suraj: Did you just farticulate?
Mark: oh don't flatter yourself

by Flatterizer October 24, 2012

Making an ass out of yourself

Used in a sentence typically constructed as "You're making an ass out of yourself". It means that the target is making himself seem foolish or that he is embarrassing himself.

"Josh is always making an ass out of himself when he's had too much to drink"
"Hey Josh! Stop making an ass out of yourself!"

by Alstorp July 3, 2014

throw yourself at the ground and miss

How to fly. See flight and flying.

To fly, you'll need to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Difficulty arises because if one is truly trying properly to throw themselves at the ground and fails to miss, chances are that one will fail to miss the ground quite hard.

by Downstrike May 23, 2004