The Bat-Cannon

Something which is awsome, or amazing. A synonym for "The Shit"

Dude, when I had that threesome last night; that shit was the bat-cannon

by MEATY-P June 10, 2005

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m.c. bat commander

Awesome guy. Otherwise known as Christian Jacobs. Has appeared on various TV shows and movies but now he is the lead singer for a rad band named 'The Aquabats'.

I wish I was the Bat Commander.

by C'est moi. January 4, 2004

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A sexual maneuver in which the man holds the woman upside down, like a bat, with her back to him and her head near his feet, and she holds onto her own legs to raise up and support herself perpendicular to the man, so that intercourse can take place. Requires a short woman, and physical strength on the part of both the Batman and the Batgirl.

"Who's the batman?" shouted the man who had sucessfuly executed The Bat

by sdfdsfsfsd December 16, 2007

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sandpaper baseball bat

A baseball bat wrapped in sandpaper used for anal torture; also "sandpaper baseball bat of doom"

by Pissed Off Paul October 9, 2003

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furious bat

1. The act of masturbation which involves a glass shower door and several litres of blood and semen (ratio of blood to semen differs from person to person and frequency of said act). Typically performed when regular meat beating just doesn't cut it.

See also furious masturbation.

2. An extremely angry nocturnal winged mammal.

Ex 1. "John? What are you doing in the bathroom? You've been in there for over half an hour. You're not having a furious bat are you?"

Ex 2. "Dude, I went into the cave, didn't find any water, only furious bats."

by Snopek November 10, 2008

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