A principle suggesting that when confronted with a problem or mystery, the most convoluted, outlandish, or improbable explanation is often the one people are most likely to believe — especially if it inflates their sense of drama, suspicion, or personal importance.
Forget the simple answer — remember Occam’s Balloon: if there’s a secret cabal of lizard people behind it, someone out there believes it.
by Halak Qz April 1, 2025
Get the Occam’s Balloonmug. 1 - Refers to when your mind is filled with too many random things and preoccupations, and your thoughts get incoherent, hence making you a balloon-head. Gets it's sense as being a metaphor for a balloon, which is always full and big, but always filled with nothing.
2 - Can also be used as an insult, in a similar sense to "empty-minded" or "thoughtless".
2 - Can also be used as an insult, in a similar sense to "empty-minded" or "thoughtless".
• I've got such a balloon-head today. Didn't sleep well, and the tests are next weekend.
• She's such a balloon-head. Her boyfriend goes on dates with her brother, and still, she always finds reasons to forgive him.
• She's such a balloon-head. Her boyfriend goes on dates with her brother, and still, she always finds reasons to forgive him.
by bolasgrandes de cuiabá February 24, 2023
Get the Balloon-headmug. an Ohio Water balloon is when you are having anal sex and decide to take a piss before or after finishing.
sally told her boyfriend they could do anal and he decided because she was cheating on his ass that he would just give her an Ohio water balloon and bounce.
by shakazulu720 December 19, 2020
Get the Ohio Water balloonmug. To let out a lot of gas with a fart, relieving pressure in your gut or also to fart, making a noise similar to a rapidly deflating balloon.
Ah man I just love when I deflate the balloon, it always feels so good to deflate a bit.
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I just heard someone deflating the balloon, I don't want to go near them.
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I just heard someone deflating the balloon, I don't want to go near them.
by theStarOfFaith May 27, 2024
Get the Deflating the Balloonmug. When an uncircumcised guy rolls up his foreskin and pees in it, filling the foreskin up like a water balloon.
by GatorBoy87 November 2, 2025
Get the Pensacola Water Balloonmug. by tonytonytonytony June 16, 2024
Get the Glue Balloonsmug. A typical annoying prick who thinks he’s cool but has never realised the size and shape of his stupid bearded head. If I drew a beard on a balloon it would like him.
I was working with that balloon goon again today, his massive head kept obstructing my view and his chat was worse than someone who works in I.T.
by Skussgoffaguss May 30, 2021
Get the balloon goonmug.