glue balloon

When it’s so hot and sweaty that a man’s balls (balloons) glue to the inside of his thighs and feel like they are stuck

Can someone do something about this heat?? My glue balloons are driving me crazy!! Anyone have some powder?

by USMCSaxman June 14, 2024

funky balloon knot

When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.

I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.

by ButtholeLicker420 February 5, 2014

balloon knot

Noun referring to the female anus.

Wow!, did you see her balloon knot!

by JohnnyD_Urbanite January 20, 2017

Balloon Time

Helium tank with balloons in it

Balloon Time is the best.

by SPrice1980 April 21, 2022

Walmart balloon

A sexual act when a female injects helium into her vagina and the male sucks it out and sings Alvin and the chipmunks Christmas songs to her

Steve gave me a good Walmart balloon yesterday after work

by Billbob274746/63 May 3, 2025

Golden Water Balloon

The act of filling a water balloon with piss and jizz instead of water, and launching it at your homies during a water balloon fight

We were having fun until Jake splashed me with a Golden Water Balloon

by Field Marshal Jizzatron January 6, 2024

Tie her balloon

To perform some unspecified sexual service using a slotted penis with torture spines at the base. A physical deformity primarily popularized by American actor Matt Damon.

He knows just how to tie her balloon.

by Zaerion February 25, 2023