Chinese water bagel

When a girl moons her boyfriend and he sticks his dick in her ass and pees in it and take it out really fast so the urine shoots out of her ass.

My girl mooned me so I Chinese water bageled her

by sneeeze August 16, 2021

bagel

A sex toy used by hobos when they run out of little girls that lost their parents.
Also, tasty food that makes my tummy happy.

Damn that hobo is really going all out on that bagel.

by Pussy wagon 69420 January 9, 2022

bagel eater

Slang term for a Jewish person

Those Bagel eaters sure do cut a mean diamond.

by Jimmy frank February 3, 2022

African bagel

When you slide your penis trough a bagel into a females vagina.

I'm going to African bagel you tonight.

by Jewhunter457 February 21, 2017

bagel

crappy circle bread

person: ur eating a bagel? theyre just crappy circle bread

by dsjgviSEIRJGi June 20, 2019

Bagel

the best food. ever.

bow to the bagel lord

by the bagel profit May 19, 2022

Scum bagel

Something that a moron comes up with to just say he put something on here

Brian: guys I found scum bagel on here
Dakota: you are a scum bagel , your dumb ass put it in here

by CLoyurnrttehss December 3, 2016